On Tuesday and Thursday mornings we delve into depravity to bring you the weirdest stories making headlines with "Battle of the Bizarre"

This morning the big stories:

The Stupidest School Drill Ever

Starbucks Barista's Funny Mistake

Man Blames Grandma for his D-U-I

Happy Reading!

Lots of weird and exciting news this morning:  My favourite -- the Iranian scientist who says he's developed a time machine that sees five to 8 years into the future.  Now the machine can't take you there but it can make predictions.  So I'm not sure whether he invented a time machine or a Magic 8 Ball.  Read the full story here

Other weird news:

Scientists think aliens put  their DNA in us thousands of  years ago

Woman commits robbery using spaghetti sauce

Not only is Justin Trudeau, good looking, intelligent, and charming, he's also sage to become the next leader of the federal Liberal party!  Justin called in to the show this morning for a little chat!