Lots of weird news making headlines this morning  - but which is the most bizarre?  We think this one - "Boyfriend Squirted Girlfriend with Brown Sauce When She Refused to Stop Reading 50 Shades of Grey."  I mean really, who doesn't use HP Sauce as a weapon when they don't get their own way?

And if that weirdly goodness is not enough for you, you can also read about a loser mom and a testicle loving fish.

Phoenix Mom Accused of Putting Beer in her Child's Sippy Cup

Watch Out Swimmers: Testicle-Eating Fish Species Caught in U.S. Lake

Happy Tuesday!