It doesn't get much more bizarre than the winning story in today's "Battle of the Bizarre."   A judge in a small town in New Jersey has sided with a blind man who is insistent on keeping his guns even though he's most likely an alcoholic and has already shot himself once.  Click here to read the story in it's messed up entirety.

Here are the other bizarre stories worth reading today:

Shopper Bitten By Rattlesnake in Wal-Mart

Diner Warned After Protesting End of All-You-Can-Eat Fish Fry