With Scooter & Erin away on vacation this week, this morning's Battle was a one-on-one match-up between me & Nat with Joanne Sutton playing judge.

Nat's headline was:

Tina Norris & James Barfield Arrested After Swinger Orgy Goes Sour in Florida

But Joanne picked my story as the winner today - the headline was:

Gangster Granny Scares Off Theif With Her Fork

Don't mess with granny!  Check out her picture - she will take you down!

Battle of the Bizarre is heard Tuesdays at 6:40am and Fridays at 8:40am