Spanning the globe to bring you the strangest, weirdest, most bizarre stories making news!  Nat, Scooter & I each read the headline of a bizarre story making news - Erin Davis then decides whose headline sounds the most bizarre and that person then reads the rest of the story.

This morning, Scooter's headline was:

"I'm not a whore", woman declares - attacks with baby powder

Nat's headline was:

Bears drink 100 cans of beer after Norwegian cabin break-in

But Erin chose mine as the winner today:

Man auctions "Michael Jackson" bird poop

Take a look at the picture on the right.  Does that bird poop look like Michael Jackson to you?  No?  Maybe that's why no one bid on the bird poop when Brandon Tudor put it up for auction on eBay!

"Battle of the Bizarre" is heard Tuesdays at 6:40am and Fridays at 8:40am.