In today's Battle of the Bizarre, Scooter brought a headline that certainly was bizarre, but at the same time, was deemed too gross to go any further on air.  Click on the headline if you really do want to read more, but honestly, I think if you need to know more, that's a "you" problem.

Man Returned Used Enemas to Drug Store

My headline won today's Battle, if only because who needs to hear about used enemas?

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