Looking for a sneaky way to get your hubsand to leave you?  Adopt 550 cats.  That ought to do it.  It happened in Israel and that's the story that was deemed the winner of today's Battle of the Bizarre.

To get the full story, click here.

Both Nat & Scooter's stories were deemed too gross and offensive to be read on the air, but if you're curious and are brave enough, here are the links.

Scooter's Story:

Teenager Pees in Back of Sheriff's Car After Telling Deputy: "I Told You I Had to Go, You Stupid Cop!"

Nat's story:

Man Cooks His Own Genitals and Serves Them Up to Paying Guests at Dinner

Now do you know why we couldn't read them on the air?