The story declared the most bizarre of the day comes to us from Wilmer, Texas. 

“Teenager Attempts to Rob Police Station”

18-year-old Keith Manual walked into a police station there with a towel covering his hands – he pointed them at a dispatcher and told her to give him all her money.  The dispatcher was like “uhhh…you’re at a police station.”  Hit her alarm under her desk and the kid was arrested at gun point.  Keith now says he was just joking.  He says he loves to prank people and while he was there for something else, he thought he’d have some fun.  Have fun in jail, moron!

It didn't win, but here's Nat's story:

"Man Allegedly Stabs Friend After Argument Over Who Has More Sex" 

Police in South Carolina arrested Calvin Bernard Hill on Sunday after the 54-year-old allegedly stabbed his friend during a disagreement over which man "can have more sex," according to a Greenwood police report.

Following a night of partying, Hill and his friend were riding in the back seat of a PT Cruiser when the argument began, police said. The victim -- a 32-year-old male whose name is redacted from police documents -- told authorities that "he and Mr. Hill got into a verbal altercation" about who is more capable with the ladies. That argument led to a "tussling match" and soon escalated to the alleged stabbing.

"I've been stabbed," the victim yelled, according to Hill's cousin, who was driving the car, WYFF reported.

Hill then yelled, "I can't go down for this," and threw the knife into some bushes, the cousin added.

The victim was "bleeding profusely" from a one-inch wound when authorities found him.

Hill initially denied the attack, telling police that the man stabbed himself, according to the report.

Hill is charged with assault and battery.