We do a regular segment on the show called "Battle of the Bizarre" where Nat, Scooter & I each read a bizarre headline and then Erin decides whose headline is the most bizarre and gets to read their story on the air.

I won today's battle with Woman Gets Big Surprise in Discount Tampon Box, but in fairness, Nat probably had the most bizarre headline of the day.  However, the headline was so gross, we disqualified her from the competiton.  Here's the headline: Zoo Keeper Licked Constipated Monkey's Buttocks for an Hour to Help it Defecate a Peanut.  Click on it if you dare.

Scooter was out of the running today, but it is a funny story: Grandparents Drunkenly Towed Child in Toy Car.